When dinosaurs rocked the earth...

What are the chances?

William Hill are offering odds of just 2/1 that the Stone Roses will split before the end of 2012. Pretty much a sure thing then.

Poker Face

This endeavour requires no further commentary.

Hot and cold, as the Gods intended it to be enjoyed

Joey the swampthing - best thing we've seen since Mammoth Mammoth

But how they got Ewan McGreggor off his bike, we'll never know.

We just don't get it, we just do not get it at all

Susan Boyle - even the young people who work here now know who she is (they're all out drinking heavilly on Saturdays not on the sofa watching BGT). Apparently this is her doing Cry Me a River.

So - the sound engineer who recorded that - is he like some down and out tramp now after 10 years hanging round Glasgow desperately trying to get anyone and everyone to listen to the recording? How does someone with that much talent stay hidden for so long? It's a mystery. If you stayed with it all the way to the end you'll know what we mean when we say 'Blimey!'